I know it’s a little late for a Valentine’s post but this story is too funny to skip.
So I’m searching for that perfect outfit for Cowboy. He likes red and skimpy so that’s what I was on the hunt for. I got a membership at Trashy Lingerie and couldn’t find anything that would work….don’t know how that’s possible because that place is huge and amazing. They even make custom lingerie! After that I headed over to Fredericks of Hollywood where I found THE ONE. I quickly tried it on, it fit as good as a bodysuit thong could and headed home with my Valentine’s Day outfit complete. A few days later it’s Valentine’s Day and I sneak around into the bathroom to quickly slip into my outfit without Cowboy seeing me. Of course he walked in on me three times until I finally got him put on a movie. When he looked up I was standing there in my new outfit and it was that awkward stare where he didn’t know if I was kidding or not. We both started laughing so hard we were crying because I looked like I was straight out of a Jackie Chan movie. I was too quick at the store and didn’t notice how big the DRAGON was across the bodysuit!! After about 5 minutes of laughing we made our way onto the bed where we were laughing the whole way through!! Moral of the story……you’ve got to be able to laugh at yourself???