Happy Belated Valentine’s Day! Last night was quite an eventful one for me. I hadn’t gotten Cowboy anything so I stopped to grab a card and balloon for him and placed it on our bed along with a few fun little toys including a vibrating cock ring and lube. He walked in the door with his kids and they all hopped in the shower before we put them to bed extra early. A few moments later, his oldest son (9) walks out with the cock ring he found in our room saying ‘Dad what is this? The picture has a man with it vibrating on his pee-pee’. Cowboy immediately grabbed it and changed the subject…oops. Did I scar him for life?? Later around 8:30, the kids were tucked away in bed and we start getting our Valentine’s lovin’ on. Our bed is right next to the kids wall and all I can think about is them being awake listening. I keep myself quiet but Cowboy on the other hand….he should have just taken a blowhorn to the wall. Halfway between his glory moment I stopped and blurted out ‘Shhhh the kids’! I totally ruined it for him but I didn’t want to scar the kids twice in one night. What would you have done in this situation??