Trim the Bush to Make the Tree Look Taller

There are millions of articles, books, salons and cosmetic products out there for the ladies ‘hair down there’.  We have such high standards to live up to making it look perfect with all the pornos men watch?!  Waxing hurts like a bitch and you have to let it grow for 3-4 weeks (poolside is not the place to be on week 4), shaving never gets it just right, and having a big ol’ bush is just not an option.

Fellas on the other hand….that’s a different story.  Throughout my years of dating, I was quite surprised that the majority of men don’t pay much attention to THEIR hair.  Who wants to suck a mean one and floss at the same time?  That guy was lucky to even get 1 BJ out of me!  It says a lot about the cleanliness of a guy just by the way he trims himself.  If he looks like Steve Carrel in 40 year old virgin, chances are he’s probably got some major hair growth down there.  Manscaping is a necessity in my book.

I found a poll online and it says that 10% of men leave it natural (which I find hard to believe). 

What do you think?  Would you date a man with a bush?  How would you bring up the conversation of getting rid of the hair?


Vibin’ Vixen



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5 responses to “Trim the Bush to Make the Tree Look Taller

  1. Glenn

    Funny. Anytime I suggest trimming myself up a bit, my wife tells me she likes it all natural. More manly! She trims things herself though.

  2. Jessica

    I take the fucking scissors and do it myself, while he’s sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Haha Jessica:D absolute no-no for men with full bushes. Especially when they expect the woman to be perfectly trimmed. More importantly, a stub around the base of his dick can create extra clitoral stimulation.

    – J

  4. It’s just Madison Avenue telling you how you should look. Before shaving became de riguer in porn movies hair was fine. Now they have made it the standard for women to look like pre-pubescent girls. Personally, there is nothing attractive than the natural look.

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