Channel 96

There is absolutely NO excuse for my lack of posts….OK maybe….I GOT MARRIED!!!!  I’m so excited to be home and especially excited to get back to updating all of you on my sexscapades and new toy reviews.  For our honeymoon we decided to go to an all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean because our purpose was to relax and not worry about a thing.  It took a few days to unwind from our wedding week and get used to being Mr. & Mrs.  Upon arrival, they had glasses of champagne, a big ‘HONEYMOONERS’ sign on our door and a fully stocked mini-bar in our room filled with Presidente beer.  Within minutes, we knew this would be the best vacation ever.  We had a sliding glass door next to our bed which led to a hammock and steps from the pool & swim up bar – total heaven.   After we got settled in, we popped on the TV and found ourselves stuck on channel 96 (the porn channel).  Previously, I didn’t understand the appeal of porn – it just didn’t do it for me.  Maybe it was the abnormal noises, the animalistic sex acts or just the bad acting.  However, this all changed when I gave channel 96 a shot.  The first one was about men that happened to have sex with their 18 year old neighbor — they really made the girls look innocent.  For instance the man was mowing the lawn and happen to be dripping in sweat and the 18 y/o neighbor gave him some fresh lemonade….really?!  Well, once they got naked it was pretty hot!  Cowboy and I were going at it like rabbits all week thanks to channel 96.   The funniest part was when we were floating around in the pool, we heard at least 3 side conversations of other couples discovering the porn channel!  Love it!  Well, now we’re back home and have invested in some new porns to keep here at home to keep our honeymoon memories with us.

Do you have any good porn suggestions since I’m such a newbie?


Vibin’ Vixen



Filed under Sexin'

10 responses to “Channel 96

  1. Megan

    I’ve got some favorites I’ve found recently! Do you prefer certain types over others? Although I’m married and hetero I kinda prefer lesbian or solo girl videos the best.

  2. Megan

    Btw, congrats on your wedding!!!

  3. Megan

    I just sent an email! Hopefully your spam folder doesn’t snatch it up because of the porn links!! 😉

  4. Pingback: Cenel 96 | Selimcivelek

  5. Liz

    Great blog!! Sounds like a fun honeymoon 😉 I was talking to my girlfriends about this very topic Friday night! Most were in the camp that the only time they watched porn was with their partner and only two of us sometimes watch it alone for, um, *inspiration* when masturbating. I got the impression they thought their partners would disapprove. Does Cowboy care if you partake alone sometimes?

  6. Hi Liz — welcome and thanks for reading 🙂
    No, Cowboy doesn’t mind at all. It’s actually pretty funny, he’s walked in a few times to me watching porn on the computer and he just laughs at me. It gives us ladies some good tips to use on them!

  7. Liz

    Haha, that’s great! You usually hear stories about the woman walking in on the man! I bet Cowboy enjoyed that! That brings up an interesting question. If you’ve enjoyed a little porn during the day and an orgasm or two as a result, does that make you hornier for your husband or make you feel sated? I usually am revved up more but my husband says he’s less inclined to want sex. I wander if what’s good for the goose isn’t always good for the gander 😉 But admittedly sometimes it does make me feel satisfied sexually for the day if I’ve had more than one O.

  8. I prefer to just WATCH the porn before Cowboy gets home which gets me really excited for the night to come (no pun intended). But yes I agree that when men watch pornos and masturbate they do not have their normal sexual drive – I think you’re correct in your theory Liz!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s