There is absolutely NO excuse for my lack of posts….OK maybe….I GOT MARRIED!!!! I’m so excited to be home and especially excited to get back to updating all of you on my sexscapades and new toy reviews. For our honeymoon we decided to go to an all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean because our purpose was to relax and not worry about a thing. It took a few days to unwind from our wedding week and get used to being Mr. & Mrs. Upon arrival, they had glasses of champagne, a big ‘HONEYMOONERS’ sign on our door and a fully stocked mini-bar in our room filled with Presidente beer. Within minutes, we knew this would be the best vacation ever. We had a sliding glass door next to our bed which led to a hammock and steps from the pool & swim up bar – total heaven. After we got settled in, we popped on the TV and found ourselves stuck on channel 96 (the porn channel). Previously, I didn’t understand the appeal of porn – it just didn’t do it for me. Maybe it was the abnormal noises, the animalistic sex acts or just the bad acting. However, this all changed when I gave channel 96 a shot. The first one was about men that happened to have sex with their 18 year old neighbor — they really made the girls look innocent. For instance the man was mowing the lawn and happen to be dripping in sweat and the 18 y/o neighbor gave him some fresh lemonade….really?! Well, once they got naked it was pretty hot! Cowboy and I were going at it like rabbits all week thanks to channel 96. The funniest part was when we were floating around in the pool, we heard at least 3 side conversations of other couples discovering the porn channel! Love it! Well, now we’re back home and have invested in some new porns to keep here at home to keep our honeymoon memories with us.
Do you have any good porn suggestions since I’m such a newbie?