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Baconlube: Pork Your Partner

J&D’s Food now brings the saying ‘pork your wife’ to fruition.  You can now buy Baconlube – yes that is bacon flavored sexual lubricant for $11.99 plus shipping.  They are calling it ‘the McRib of sex’ — ewwww.  I don’t eat meat, but if I still did I definitely wouldn’t want the smell or taste of bacon NEAR me in the bedroom.

Check out the Baconlube taste test here:

Thoughts???

xoxo

Vibin’ Vixen

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Bachelorette Nookie

I’m heading to New Orleans tonight for my bachelorette party (whoot whoot) and am beyond excited.  Last night, Cowboy was determined to make sure I was more than satisfied before letting me loose.  He took me to dinner, was overly lovey-dovey and super sweet.  When we got home, he was waiting in bed smothered in Shunga’s Male Desensitizer Spray and had Shunga’s Secret Garden Orgasm Gel , Shunga’s Rain of Love G-Spot Arousal Cream and Lelo’s Green Liv.  Last night was all about me!  He went to down with the vibe and my gels and creams kicked in almost instantly — it was fantastic!  Cowboy’s tactics worked because all I’ll be thinking about our last night nookie.

Have you ever gone on a vacation and your man was dead set on pleasing you?  Or vice versa?

xoxo

Vibin’ Vixen

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Royal Wedding: Kate and William Bedroom Behavior

Is it just me or is everyone else sick of The Royal Wedding?  I mean, it would be pretty awesome to become a princess and all, but do millions of people need to be pre-occupied by this?  Ehhh I would rather guess what they’re doing AFTER the wedding….I guess that’s why I have a sex blog.

So here is what I imagine they did after the carriage pulled into their palace and William carried Kate over the threshold as his wife.

Personally, I think they got down and dirty long before the wedding night.  Kate seems like she’s got a wild side to her.  For their big night to consummate the marriage, I think they did it very traditionally.  No dildos, no vibrators, not even lube.  Come on, the queen in training needs to keep it classy!

What do you think happened behind closed doors?

xoxo

Vibin’ Vixen

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The Masturbation Talk

I just saw this on Dr. Teesha’s site and love his innuendos!  I have yet to watch Weeds because I don’t get Showtime, but this 2 minute clip has me sold.

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Hot Puss

Are you always shivering or sweating?  Personally, I’m always FREEZING no matter what.  Well….according to men that’s a turn off.  Being a woman, I have my ways to tell if a man is good in the sack before getting to the first base.

1) If he can move on the dancefloor — usually a good lay.

2) If he’s a good kisser, that’s a great sign.  Really slow and romantic, usually means he takes care of your needs in bed.  Fast and slobber all over – run for the hills!

3) And finally big feet, big meat (if that’s what you’re looking for).  For me – size doesn’t matter as much as how he works it.

NOW….the interesting tidbit I found out about how guys judge if a woman will have a good box.  A quality that men consider to make a great vagina is temperature — the hotter the better.  A friend of mine did some research and called a few guys she had slept with in the past to confirm this.  All 3 men she called said that her temperature was steaming hot and they loved it.   How do you know if you have a hot puss you may ask?  Well, going back to the beginning of the post, it depends on your body temperature.  If you’re a woman always bundled in the blankets cold, you may have a cold puss.  For the women that are always sweating and taking off layers of clothes, you are blessed with a hot puss.  Guys are so simple!

So if you have a cold puss like me….start heating things up!  Drink some hot tea, heating blanket or use some help from products such as KY’s Warming Liquid or Wet Warming Lubricant.

I had to share this with all of you because I found it so interesting!  And a little depressed that I had a cold puss.

Are you a hot or cold one?

xoxo,

Vibin’ Vixen

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ANME Roundup

I never knew the meaning of awesomeness fully until this weekend when I had the opportunity to go to the ANME ‘the show and tell in adult novelties’ tradeshow.  It took place in the unassuming Marriot Hotel in Burbank right next to the airport.  Being my ‘first time at the rodeo’ I had NO idea what to expect and my mind was racing on my way there ….will there be strippers hanging from poles and dildos shoved in my face upon entry??  To my surprise it was very normal and much like the fashion world I live in, switch out designer dresses for cyber-skin ass masturbators.

I scoured the entire show and I bring to you my favorite Adult Novelty Items on the market!!  Drumroll please……

1) Sex in the Shower

This is one of the best inventions I have ever seen!  I am probably one of thousands that can’t find the right position in the shower.   My friend, Housewife Blogger, has a similar time in the bathtub. This dandy invention gives you support for your feet and handles so you don’t slip & slide and/or kill yourself trying to get off.  I can’t seem to have a good time having shower sex since I can’t get comfortable — but with Sportsheets’ genius invention I stand corrected.

2) Fun Factory

I was introduced to this line YEARS ago and always thought their branding was so great and loved the way they made sex toys ‘cute’.  My two favorites that they displayed include the YOOO which is the image that looks like 3 balls.  I still can’t get over the design!  I love it. The YOOO comes in a variety of bright colors (vitamin, candy rose, dark blue and fresh green) and its purpose is to arouse in 2 spots at once whether it be your sore shoulder, nips or the vajayjay.  It even has a turbo booster — woohoo!  The other toy that immediately caught my eye was the COBRA LIBRE because it is finally a toy for the man that prefers not to have a dildo up his ass.  The bulldozer looking toy is a masturbator and is filled with soft silicone that vibrates around him.  Ladies – this is perfect for a night when you’re feeling a little lazy.

3) Kama Sutra’s Coconut Pineapple Intimate Caress Shave Cream

I was lucky enough to get a sample of this from the folks at Kama Sutra!  This isn’t out on the market yet but I can guarantee it will be a huge hit once the stores get it in stock.  The flavor I chose, Coconut-Pineapple, smells good enough to eat!  The purpose of this cream is to shave your intimate parts – it’s made with Aloe Vera and Jojoba Seed Oil to make the erotic zone smooth and sensual.

4) Topco’s Hardware Line ‘Lay Some Pipe’

I thought this was very clever!  Topco, one of the adult industries biggest players, came out with this line called Hardware.  It’s for women that have dirty car garage fetishes:  they like the sweat, grease and engine fumes but now Hardware has brought it to them in a safer way.   No more dirty screwdrivers inside you — now you can use their line to get that same effect.   The photo above is their industrial strength knee pads so no more scuffed knees fellas.

5) The Amazing Hot Heart Massager by Lover’s Choice

This brought me straight back to 1985 when I would use my moms heaters just like Lover’s Choice.  The reusable heater can be cracked an recracked for endless massage pleasure.  You can have it say ‘I Love You’ or ‘XOXO’ – cute Valentine’s Day gift.

6) Baci Lingerie Eyelashes

Baci not only has sexy and affordable lingerie, but also AMAZING faux eyelashes I went nuts for.  They have over 25 different styles from feathers to rhinestones.  They’re only a few bucks each — you can’t beat that!  Their ad campaign and marketing collateral is very high fashion and gorgeous.  They just went through a complete re-brand and I’ve got to give them Kudos because the line looks fantastic.

So these were my favorite finds at the ANME show — I can’t wait to go back next season to see what’s new.  Which product mentioned above are you dying to try?

xoxo,

Vibin’ Vixen

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Wanna Orgasm?

Our friends over at Shunga Erotic Art are starting off the New Year right….with a giveaway of their Secret Garden Orgasm Enhancing Cream (one of their top sellers).  There are a few days left to enter and all you have to do is comment on their Facebook post.  CLICK HERE TO ENTER

See how much I love it here!

You can follow them on Twitter @shungaeroticart so you can be up to date on all future giveaways they might do!

Good luck!

xoxo,

Vibin’ Vixen

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